Tuesday, March 27, 2012

The problem with GOAT-hood

[The G.O.A.T.]
At the top of the rankings erectly he stood
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Proud was the stance of the Swiss GOAT-herd
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Loudly they declared him the best in GOAT-land
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Winning most of the trophies in all Tennis-land
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo


[94 Fans sing…]
Revenge is a dish best served cold or colder

Our Duck is the one who got bolder and bolder

[Duckboy]
How dare they declare me 94
th in tennis?
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
What must I do to get rid of this menace?
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Miami will be mine, this day I promise
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
The G.O.A.T. will be crushed with my bare fist!
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo


[94 Fans croon…]
Revenge is a dish best served cold or colder

How much life could there be in that aging shoulder?

[The G.O.A.T.]
I wish they had waited until I’d retired
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Calling me G.O.A.T. has clearly misfired
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Duckboy came out there totally inspired
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
By memories of Wimby, and he never tired
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo


[94 Fans shout…]
Revenge is a dish best served cold or colder

The G.O.A.T. will regret getting one day older

[DampASS]
You call that a G.O.A.T.? That name is MINE.
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
I predict even more losses down the line.
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
How dare they rank me 5th behind two women?
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Women shouldn’t even be in the Top Ten!

Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo


[94 Fans chant…]
Revenge is a dish best served cold or colder

It’s time the G.O.A.T. learned he’s just a place holder.




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1 comment:

happygeek said...

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!