Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Reflections in Haiku – The Top Ten Women of 2008

According to the Sony Ericsson WTA Tour website, these are the top ten female players of 2008:

1. Jelena Jankovic (photo bottom right)
2. Serena Williams

3. Dinara Safina

4. Elena Dementieva
(middle photo)
5. Ana Ivanovic

6. Venus Williams (top photo, right)

7. Vera Zvonareva

8. Svetlana Kuznetsova

9. Maria Sharapova

10. Agnieszka Radwanska


Here are ten haikus in recognition of their achievement:


Radwanska the Pole
Made a million bucks
And
sweet herstory


Sharapova’s rank
Accurately reflects her
Limited progress


Kuznetsova please

Find a coach and stick with him

Or her, I don’t care


Vera’s tears erased
A year of brutal work
Back to the drawing-board


Venus Williams
Seems to have recommitted

To braids and tennis


Ms. Ivanovic seems caught

Between twin loves:

Modeling and tennis

Dementieva knows
That serving is not

The only way to win


Safina worked hard

For everything she’s achieved

Congrats little sis


Come clean Serena.

Were those an actress’ tears

Or real disappointment?


Heavy mascara
Can't drive Porsche with broken toe

Drama queen
’s on court

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